And They Say I\'ve Got Talent (5:20) Dedicated to the utter lack of musical talent, charisma, and originality exhibited by modern-era \"divas\", in particular the one whose name rhymes with Canessa Varlton Howie\'s Norvegian Bluess (2:47) For Howard (\"The Birdie Song\") Harrison, the only tall Black guy I know who says \"Eh?\" Happy Conception Day (1:16) A warm and cuddly greeting from the Republic of Gilead Trans Poly U Fight Song (2:01) Victory march for mad scientist school Transylvania Polygnostic University, from Phil Foglio\'s comic Girl Genius The Illuminati Polka (2:25) You are not authorized to listen to this song Dark Country (5:23) Inspired by Gary Cole as Sheriff Lucas Buck from the TV series American Gothic The Ballad Of Rupert (4:04) Not your father\'s nonconformist-stands-tall song... at least, I don\'t THINK so Bullet Time (3:38) Inspired by the computer games Max Payne and Max Payne 2 (the game\'s \"gimmick\" is \"bullet time\", which slows down the action, all Matrixy-like, so the player can aim better and dodge gunfire) The Great Moonwolf Trap (4:53) No, that\'s not really Michael Longcor on this song, but I did sing it for him and he likes it (phew) A Dragon\'s Lullaby (2:40) Written for Grant Akira Johnson and his parents Doug and Christy Rock Me Amidala (3:54) From the soundtrack of the independent film Saving Star Wars Talk Like A Pirate Day (5:34) Arrr! Happy September 19th ta Cap\'n Slappy, Ol\' Chumbucket, an\' Jezebel the Webwench Rich Fantasy Lives (3:40) Words by Rob Balder, creator of the online comic Partially Clips Denouement (:40) Of all the tracks on the album, this one is probably the last ----- Visit Tom on the web at: www.tomsmithonline.com filkertom.livejournal.com filkertom-itom.blogspot.com www.myspace.com/filkertom And his partners for this album: partiallyclips.com savingstarwars.com girlgeniusonline.com talklikeapirate.com