Scene 1 – A Dorset Chalkhill, Britain 2014. A gigantic mythical naked man awakens from thousand year kip. Chico, a messenger bird, is speaking in tongues and whispering a poem into the naked dude's chalky ear: "Oh Little Johnny Jewel He's so cool He has no decision He just trying to sell a vision” Chico (something of a savant, bless) is reciting the lyrics to Television's seismic year zeroin classic Little Johnny Jewel. "He's just trying to sell a vision,” repeats the messenger bird. With an ancient rumble, the nakeddude stands up to reveal his true height of 180 ft. "I am Cerne Abbus Giant, and Tom Verlaine is my main man,” bellows the Chalk Giant. "I awaken from Dorset Hills as the seeker. The seeker of Mythic Muthaf**kin' Rock n Roll. Show me the way to CBGBs in the 1970s Chico. We will bestride the Atlantic and I'll carry you on my fantastic 36 ft phallus. Climb aboard Chico.” "Oh my,” says the bird. Scene 2 – New York City. One year later The Kaballistic order of OM AKA The Real Dead Boys, comprising of Alan Ginsberg, Jim Carroll, Stiv Baters, Johnny Thunders and Sid Vicious are holding an invocation, on 213 Park Avenue South. The chanting begins at 23.23pm: Shalom Shalom - David Johanson Shalom Shalom - John Genzale Shalom Shalom - Jerry Nolan Shalom Shalom - Killer Kane Shalom Shalom - Max's Kansas City Shalom Shalom - The Mercer Arts Centre Shalom Shalom - Billy Murcia Shalom Shalom - Syl Sylvain On it goes until dawn, Shalom Shalom... Lou Reed... Shalom Shalom... Alan Vega... Scene 3 – A press release from London, England. March 2014. Luke Haines has made an album about the 70's Rock n Roll scene in New York City which is released on Cherry Red on Monday May 26th 2014. A mythical re-imagining of a long gone age, by a man who hails from Surrey, Southern UK. It is the third and final part of a psychedelic trilogy that began with 2011's 9 and a half psychedelic meditations onBritish Wrestling From the 1970s and early '80s. This one is for the real rock n roll animals. Hail the Mythic Hail the Muthaf**kin' Hail the Rock n Roll